summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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