I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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