One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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