i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?