Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus