bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!