I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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