ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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