What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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