Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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