I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Randomize
