Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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