"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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