we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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