im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
