Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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