no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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