honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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