They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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