She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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