Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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