You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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