if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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