Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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