the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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