You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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