remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.