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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.

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Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.

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Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.

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(203): im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty. (1-203): Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said. (203): Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/bpzi

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I just saw the nastiest chick.

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Where?

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woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

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(603): I just saw the nastiest chick. (1-603): Where? (603): woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you http://tfl.nu/hbsk

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(818): View more from California

you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me

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(818): you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me http://tfl.nu/nn6b

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(519): View more from Ontario

mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing

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(519): mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing http://tfl.nu/5ec7

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(418): View more from Quebec

You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"

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(418): You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry" http://tfl.nu/nwle

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(856): View more from New Jersey

it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.

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(856): it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar. http://tfl.nu/5cy5

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(410): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.

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(410): she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night. http://tfl.nu/m7fi

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(816): View more from Missouri

peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time

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(816): peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time http://tfl.nu/fl0l

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(443): View more from Maryland

We still on for coffee?

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Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.

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(443): We still on for coffee? (410): Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45. http://tfl.nu/m7ui

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(919): View more from North Carolina

When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.

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(919): When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs. http://tfl.nu/7b1r

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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once

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(391): She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once http://tfl.nu/4via

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(651): View more from Minnesota

If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.

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(651): If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place. http://tfl.nu/osp0

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(269): View more from Michigan

My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

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(269): My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night." http://tfl.nu/krw1

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.

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(412): It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression. http://tfl.nu/o4mu

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(330): View more from Ohio

It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!

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(330): It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink! http://tfl.nu/ur99

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