i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.