Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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