Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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