as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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