what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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