quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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