Christians are straight up FREAKS
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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