im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We just shotgunned beers for America
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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