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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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