I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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