She is in my trunk
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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