for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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