sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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