took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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