So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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