Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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