I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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