saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Send help, water and tortillas.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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