So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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