Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
