Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
thus making me awesome and them whores
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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