I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
God I need to hump something, right now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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