yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Randomize
