just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Randomize
