My hand turned me down
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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