Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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