I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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