some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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