ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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