Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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