i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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