I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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