Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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