I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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