Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize